Project 100 is in full effect starting tomorrow. I’ve
committed my mind and my spirit to getting it right and tight! (Wish me luck ya’ll!)
I attempted to start my regimen this morning and I made a delicious greenish-purple
smoothie that was actually quite tasty. I sat it in the freezer so that I could
finish getting dressed before work and on my way out reached in and grabbed it……#EPIC
FAIL. (Insert dramatic music)
The darn thing fell to its death and splattered (flung
itself, collapsed, cascaded…whatever the heck you want to call it, It’s no
longer with us!) across the kitchen floor. So I was left with a green-purple ewwey googley mess spreading quickly across the kitchen floor. And to make matters worse, not
even the cat would lick it up. (I guess it really was that bad :-( ) So I then proceeded to
take the next thirty minutes cleaning it up and trying to get things in order
before I left for my “supposed” early day at work. And if you haven’t guessed
it at this point, I’m actually quite livid. Such a lovely way to start the
first day of work in the New Year, but I digress.
So Project 100 didn’t exactly go as planned today and
because I don’t want to cheat myself (or possibly because I wanted some chips
at lunch) I didn’t get started the way that I planned. But hey, tomorrows a new
day and I plan on seizing it.
And as a sidenote, I listened to Beyonce’s "Schoolin Life" all
the way to work (Yes, it was on repeat). I turned the volume sky high and sang
at the top of my lungs as the driver next to me stared (likely wondering
whether I was having some sort of spastic malfunction and whether EMS would
need to be called) No matter what I made it to work in a better mood than when
I left the house. (I didn't even cry as my freshly french manicured Shellac Nail flew across my desk as I reached for a case file....#Yup) So thanks Bey! PS: Does anyone know whether she’s had the
baby or not. #Noseyppllikemewanttoknow
So if you haven’t heard it, this is for you. Listen! Dance! But most of all: SMILE! I’ve quickly discovered (should’ve realized long ago) we only have one life. I’ve made the
decision to start living!
Dramatically Yours,
MadameSurge
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